In Oil We Trust

Here we are again all riled up with dreams of bountiful oil supplies! It's just a matter of time when the big V8 SUVs with the tiny drivers and their big egos start to plow their way across 2 lanes of roadway.

Watch as the auto industry drops its efficient car program and jumps into the gas guzzler bandwagon.

Make hybrid cars ... wha? Moi? That's just for show! They never were serious about it anyway. It's all just so they can comply with some government program that they are indeed developing "cleaner" cars. D'oh!

Speaking of hybrid cars. They sure are butt ugly! No wonder people don't buy them! Design one that looks like a normal looking Audi or a Mercedes and they will sell like hotcakes!

Master of the Universe

All our boys are giving up their lives to subdue
Some "terror" halfway around the world.
Pulled out from their lives of productivity
Sent to sow destruction on some foreign land.
Armed with bullets and family pictures.
All because there was a nagging oily itch
On the derrière of the one and only
Master of the Universe.

Taxation

it's tax season again . . .

forgive my ignorance but why is it that we pay
for sales tax when the government
already takes the taxes

before they give us our money? weird!