Here's a short poem I gave to a friend to exult her most excellent culinary skills!
Zooper-dooper - Master of all Matter
Awesome zapper of Eskimo dinner
Out of the fridge in a nanosecond flat
Shove it in the zapper box with a splat.
One . . . two . . . three, the magnetron hums
As you anxiously await the yummy yums.
Gee Mom! Cooking sure is easy --
All it takes is my zapper and a strong tummy!